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Friday, 7 May 2010

THE NAFFEST SHIT IN THE WORLD EVER

I'M IN A BAD
MOOD TONIGHT... COS I'M SICK AND WANTED
TO GOT TO MYS BEST BUDS HOUSE
WARMING... I GOT DRESSED UP LIKE THIS
AND THEN ......
GOT SICK A BUNCH OF TIMES...
I EVEN GOT THEM GAY LITTLE HOUSEWARMING
GIFTS AND I NEVER DO THAT.
SO FAIR TO SAY I'M PISSED.

HERE ARE MY TOP 7 OR 8 (CAN'T REMEMBER NOW)
NAFFEST THINGS EVER



1.I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY
ABOUT THIS IMAGE



2. FLAVOURED CONDOMS

ERRRRRGGGHHH... WHO THE HELL INVENTED THESE,
I MEAN I DONT EVEN HAVE A WILLY BUT I'M SURE IF I
WANTED SOMEBODYS GOB ON IT I'D PULL THIS SHIT
RIGHT OFF.
REPULSIVE
LISTEN UP BOYS... I'LL ONLY SAY IT ONCE
MAJOR TURN OFF

3. THESE SHITCYBERDUDES


OBVIOUSLY A HANGOVER FROM THAT WIERD
SHOW "TRIBE" (A BUNCH OF PPL SURVIVE SOME
KIND OF APOCOLIPSE... WHERE SADLY THE ONLY PPL REMAINING
ALL HAPEN TO BE AUSTRALIAN AND BE OBSESSED WITH
BARRY M MAKEUP) ONLY ON CHANNEL 5.

4 . STEPS

SORRY GUYS YOU WON'T BE HAVING AN IRONIC
COMEBACK A LA TAKE THAT.

EVER

5. THESE ISABEL MARANT BOOTS

SO. I NEARLY CRIED WHEN EARLIER TODAY I READ ON JAK AND JIL
THAT THESE BOOTS HAVE ATTAINED CULT STATUS AND
MAY ONE DAY OVER TAKE QUEEN VIV'S PIRATE BOOTS
AS THE GAYEST MUST HAVE BOOTS EVER...
I MEAN COME ON GUYS...
BITE ME?!

6. NO PARMESAN FOR YOUR BOLOGNESE

THIS IS TURNING INTO A REAL BOURGEOIS RANT,
BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS.. HOW SHIT IS IT WHEN YOU
GET INVITED TO SOMEBODYS HOUSE FOR BOLOGNESE...
AND IT'S SMELLING GOOD, AND YOUR HAVING A GOOD CHAT,
MAYBE EVEN A NICE GLASS OF WINE... AND YOU SIT DOWN
AND THERE'S !!!!SHOCK HORROR!!!!! CHEDDAR CHEESE ON
THE TABLE.
AND NOBODY COMPLAINS COS THAT WOULD
BE TOO DARN RUDE... BUT SERIOUSLY
WOULD YOU LET ME DOWN A LITTLE SOFTER NEXT TIME

7. BALMAIN

IN YEARS TO COME PEOPLE WILL LOOK BACK AT BALMAIN
AND THINK ABOUT IT THE SAME WAY WE THINK
ABOUT MICHELLE MCMANUS NOW.
GREAT AT THE TIME.... BUT A BIG
FAT
MISTAKE

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