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Wednesday, 25 May 2011

NAFFEST SHIT EVER RANT PART 2


GOT INSOMNIA

I THINK ITS TIME TO UPDATE
YOU ON TINGZ DAT GET ME
DOWN
AN LIIIIIKE
NOT IN A GOOD WAY


1. PRIVATELY EDUCATED PEOPLE IN ANIMAL SUITS
-NOW LETS GET ON THING STRAIGHT
ME GATS NO PROBLEMS WITH PRIVATE EDUCATION
OR EVEN ANIMAL SUITS FOR THAT MATTER, but TOGETHER?-
THIS IS TO ALL YOU GUYS,
YES YOU, DORRISS AND DEIRDRES AND WILLS
AND CHARLIES WHO PERMANENTLY INSIST ON
REACHING FOR YOUR BLOODY GIRAFFE
SUIT EVERY SINGLE GOD FORSAKEN
COSTUME PARTY
BOYS= NO YOU ARENT ALTERNATIVE
IN YOUR BEAR SUIT
GIRLS= NO YOU ARENT SUBVERTING SEXY
IN A BID TO REWRITE THE RULES OF
HALLOWEEN (!CATS DONT COUNT SPECIALLY
IF THEY'RE SEXY!)
THAT SHIT MAKES ME CRAZY...
AIN'T 2004 ANYMORE GUYS
CAN WE DROP
THIS RUBBISH LIKE A LED BALLOON
PLEASES AND THANK YOUS
:)


2. THE CURRENT STATE OF BRITISH/INTERNATIONAL GAME SHOWS
CILLA, DO I HEAR YOU CALLING...?
NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE A PANEL
OF FAILED WHATEVERS YELLING
AND AIRING THEY'RE POMPOUS OVERBLOWN OPINIONS
(...INSERT MY NAME BELLOW...)
DASHING SOME POOR YOUNG UPSTART FROM NORWICH'S
DREAMS OF BEING A POPSTAR,A DANCER,A HAIRDRESSER
OR ANYTHING FOR THAT MATTER
I MEAN WHO EVEN WATCH'S TV ANYMORE
THEY SAY ITS COZZA THE INTERNET
NO DUDE, LET ME PUT IT NICELY
!ITS ALL CRAP!
(APART FROM THE SHOW ABOUT POSH PPL IN CHELSEA,
MASTERCHEF (PROPS TO FRANC!) AND COME DINE WITH ME
I RATE THESE VERY HIGHLY)

3. NIKKI MINAGI OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS
ARE YOU KIM?
OR GAGA? PICK...
..ACTUALLY SCRAP THAT..
PUT DOWN THE MIC
REMOVE YOUR WIG
PEAL OFF YOUR LATEX
AND LEAVE THE ROOM
GURL, YOU LOOK LIKE A R-TARD
AND I BET YOU USE IMPULSE BODY SPRAY!

HI DAD!


5. UMM SERIAL OVER-SHARERS... I GUESS?
YEAH THEY'RE PRETTY
NAFF
AREN'T THEY!
WOOOOOOOOORD
LOVE TO MY WHOES
PEACE TO MY BITCHES
!AND THERAPY FOR ME!

!TO READ PART 1 GO TO!
http://topofthelots.blogspot.com/2010/05/naffest-shit-in-world-ever.html
ITs waaaaaaaay MORE ENTERTAINING
AND MUCH FUNNIER IF I DO SAY SO
MYSELF



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