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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

TOP 9 SLUT ULTIMATE MOVES

THE NUMBER 1
HAS GOTTA BE
!DIE YOUR HAIR BLONDE!
GET A PHOTOBOOTH ADDICTION
GO BEYOND MILDLY
SELF SATISFIED AND STRAIGHT INTO
MASSIVELY PLEASED WITH YOURSELF
GET A SLUTKREW
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PICKY,
REALLY ANYONE WILL DO.
THEY'RE JUST THERE TO FLUFF
YOUR EGO AND DELUDE YOU THAT MATES
REALLY DO COME AHEAD OF MUFF
(PAHAHA SEE YOU L8ER BITCHES)
ALSO IF YOUR HAVING DIFFICULTIES
DON'T WORRY, SLUTKREWS ARE LIKE
SIMILAR TO YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL
-THEY COME TO YOU-
XOXOX
NB
YOU MAY ALSO HAVE MULTIPLE
SLUT KREWS.
THESE MUST COMPRISE OF VARIOUS
ETHNICS MIXTURES/MIXERS FOR MAXIMUM
IMPACT AND LONG TERM EFFECT

WORK HARD ON YOUR JUST
GOT OUT OF BED LOOK
THIS WILL COME IN HANDY IN
THE LONG RUN AS IT ALSO DOUBLES
UP AS GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU
DIE AND PPL COME CHECK U OUT IN YOUR CASKET
!LOLZ!
GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR INNER SLUT
THROUGH THE DISCOVERY OF
NOT ONLY
YOUR ULTIMATE SLUT STANCE(USS)
CHEST OUT, LEGS STRONG, CHIN DOWN
BUT YOUR ULTIMATE SLUT LOOK(USL)
MINE IS SHORT, BLACK AND TIGHT
THE MIDRIF
START WORKING OUT NOW
GRRRLS
LASTLY REMEMBER TO ALWAYS
BLOW KISSES
A TRUE SLUT IS NEVER SEEN OUT
WITHOUT AT LEAST ONE WINK
AND ONE KISS BLOWN TO HER HERD OF
ADMIRERS
''OMGS LIKE THAT GIRL
LOTTE ANDERSEN IS LIKE SOOOO
TO'ALLY FULL OF HERSELF... LIKE SHE DID.. LIIIKE
I WHOLE POST ON HOW TO BE SLUT...WOT
A CREEEPY BITCH...
I MEAN I THINK SHES GOT A FAT ARSE AN....
LIKE SHE IS LIKE SOOO LIKE THE
BIGGEST SLUT I KNOW''
PAHAHAHHA

3 comments:

  1. You are the greatest slut impersonator out there Lotte xxx

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  2. is this is what youve been doing at home all day when ive been out working HARD earning a CRUST?!?! huh? huh? taking sassy pics of yourself in your room? (and yes they are pretty damn sassy!)

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  3. probably the best thang i've ever read!

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